my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night
why can’t problems stop following me like hey stop where you are right now i don’t need you
taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.