caseyanthonyofficial:

I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker

texasassy:

what you say: tru

what I hear: True Jackson VP was filmed in front of a live studio audience

hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!

me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated

tltty:

you could give me a whole month to do homework and i still wouldn’t start it till the night before it’s due what’s wrong with me why do i do this to myself

(Source: hungarian)

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

thats-slightly-raven:

People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows