I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker
what you say: tru
what I hear: True Jackson VP was filmed in front of a live studio audience
person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated
People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows